lawak semedang

location ; makmal physics .

hari ni cikgu marvisa duk sibuk mengajar kita orang pasal prinsip paskal time fizik tadi . skali kuar la muka mamat ni ;


pastuh eena boleh tanya soalan bijakk dekat sha . soalan berbunyi :

eena : kenapa orang zaman dulu-dulu rambut dia panjang-panjang erk ?
sha : tak tau plak . TREND kot ? <---- muka blurr sambil pandang wani .
wani: sebab dulu ta discover gunting lagi . <------- dengan muka selambekk -__-

ok jawapan yang cukup kuat untuk buat kita orang gelak-sampai-guling-guling ! kelaka la kau orang . btw sha baru tahu yang WALLS tidak halal untuk dimakan kerana mengandungi lemak porkk ! so kepada sesiapa yang suka sangat makan walls uh . tukarlah . makan je ice-ceram malaysia . JIMAT ;D

p/s ; kau pandang kiri , aku pandang kanan .
kau jalan aku berhenti . kau duduk aku berdiri .
tak nak cakap dengan aku ? fine lahhhh .

a day with SRS .

pagi-pagi lagi pukul 6.30 sha da bangun . then ayah sha hantar sampai depan rumah cikgu rahmah and gerak pergi ukm , bangi . seronok sangat bila da nampak padang kat sane ! rase macam na menarik kuak lentang je kat tengah-tengah tuh . cehh -__-

cuz lame gila ta tengok netball-match . kalau dulu tiap-tiap petang turun je padang sekolah nampak lah muka sha duk sibuk training . tak jumpa kat padang carik dalam bilik gym ta pun coart belakang . ituh je la lokasi sha ! malam pukul 8 sha da terbongkang atas katil cuz penat training . kesian boyfie saya cuz kesunyiann . KATANYA ^__^

apepun have fun tadi tengok kak piah main . petang plak kita orang gerak mount kiara match dengan UOB . main kejap je cuz sampai lambat . sesat semedang tadiiii 6__6

sampai je abang sab dah memekak , katanya-tak-kuasa-melayan-ana-itikk ! bonussss .

habes main cikgu ajak singgah makan kampung baru dengan abang sab and abang wari . pekena nasii kerabu . kelate mariiiiii :D sempat lah tengok rumah kampung cikguu ^__^

lensa kamera ;

*dalam gambar ; kak ismak . saya suka tengok dia jadi golshooter

*dalam gambar ; Abang shah & abang fahmy .

*dalam gambar ; kak Linda . lawakkk ^__^

p/s ; the real fact that , i was so foolisly attractedat you at that precise moment , in fact i still am -__-

MR pony .

hey handsome , hari jadi you kankan hari nie ? yangg ke ... i lupaa . ^___^
i just wanna say that i wish you had a wonderful birthday .
cepat-cepat habis study kumpul duit bagi i ok ? hahahha . tade-kena-mengena :D

mama

When you were inside your mom’s tummy,
your mom suffered the pain that you gave to her,
and you thanked her by kicking her all day long.


When you were 1 year old,
your mom celebrated the first birthday of you,
you thanked her by crying all day long.

When you were 2 years old,
your mom started teaching you how to talk,
you thanked her by saying ummmumumumumamamama.

When you were 3 years old,
your mom brought you to the park,
you thanked her by running around the pond, and chasing the ducks.

When you were 4 years old,
your mom bought you some toys,
you thanked her by breaking the toys on the next day.

When you were 5 years old,
your mom bought you a story book and read it to you,
you thanked her by ripping it piece to piece.

When you were 6 years old,
your mom sent you to the kindergarten, so that you can start making friends,
but you thanked her by fighting with your classmate.

When you were 7 years old,
your mom made you a very nice lunch for the first day of school,
you thanked her by throwing your foods around the class.

When you were 8 years old,
your mom handed you an ice cream,
you thanked her by dripping it all over your lap.

When you were 9 years old,
she paid for piano lessons,
you thanked her by never even bothering to practice.

When you were 10 years old she drove you all day,
from soccer to football to one birthday party after another,
you thanked her by jumping out of the car and never looking back.

When you were 11 years old,
she took you and your friends to the movies,
you thanked her by asking to sit in a different row.

When you were 12 years old,
she warned you not to watch certain TV shows,
you thanked her by waiting until she left the house.

When you were 13 years old,
she suggested a haircut that was becoming,
you thanked her by telling her she had no taste.

When you were 14, she paid for a month away at summer camp,
you thanked her by forgetting to write a single letter.

When you were 15, she came home from work, looking for a hug,
you thanked her by having your bedroom door locked.
When you were 16, she taught you how to drive her car,
you thanked her by taking it every chance you could.

When you were 17, she was expecting an important call,
you thanked her by being on the phone all night.

When you were 18, she cried at your high school graduation,
you thanked her by staying out partying until dawn.

When you were 19, she paid for your college tuition,
drove you to campus carried your bags. You
thanked her by saying good-bye outside the dorm
so you wouldn’t be embarrassed in front of your friends.

When you were 25, she helped to pay for your
wedding, and she cried and told you how deeply
she loved you. You thanked her by moving
halfway across the country.

When you were 50, she fell ill and
needed you to take care of her.
You thanked her by reading about
the burden parents become to their
children.

And then, one day, she quietly died.
And everything you never did came
crashing down like thunder on
YOUR HEART..

p/s : bila kita bertekak semalam . aku harap sangat ,
aku leh sepakk muka kau sebab kau tak patot
cakap macam tuh kat makk !

high excpection

" do you knoe what is the meaning of coughing ? hey come on lahhh . yo're in 4bs1 but how could u don't knoe what coughing ??? "

im in 4BS1 so then i should get 9A++ and my BI SHOULD BE EXCELENT rite ? hell . i wish i could tell u how angry i'm ? how upset and uneasy feeling towards u NOW . but i knoe , i CANT ! i just want to tell u that , underestimate and looking down on other people are not funny thing . it makes YOU-LOOK-ANNOYING . dont you ?
and youuu , TYRA BANK ! doesn't you're good in english can guarantee you get A+ in exam and not confirm that you'll pass your addmath paper ok ? pissed off -__-

birthday mom

tittle : suprise party T'CHER JALINI
place : makmal kimia
date : 14/7/10

bermula dengan adengan DIANA and dia orang cakap duit kelas hilang . tambah plak dengan penyapu kelas patah , mangga kelas hilang sampailahh ke nak drop ' kimia ' . semua hasil kreativi dia orang untuk buat cikgu melatah . finally memang puas hati lah bila tengok muka cikgu dah macam ' biawak komodo " time kita orang datang bawak kek sambil nyanyi lagu selamat hari jadi . sweet gila . ^__^
BTW , cuakk gila bila tengok muka PUAN NASRAN touching dengan kita orang cuz cancel kelas mathematic dia pasal nak buat supprise party nih but suddenly cikgu pegang kad hadiah hari jadi yang puan nasran bagi . how sweeet :)

P/S : saya malas na upload gambar yang kami snapsnap tadiii .

dalam FANTASI

boleh tak kalau aku cakap aku tak percaya CINTA SEJATI ,
boleh tak aku cakap aku tak percaya ALAM PERKAHWINAN ,
boleh tak kalau aku cakap , SATU HARI CINTA AKAN PERGI ?
boleh tak jangan kejut aku dari MIMPI ,
sebab aku nak terus hidup DALAM FANTASI .

nak kate aku fake ? hikpokrit or what so ever ? cakap la . cuz i dont CARE anymore . btw untuk awak . MR AWESOME ! awak , pandai bekata-kata . pandai berfikir . pandai mentafsir . so tahniah ! teruskan dengan ' KEPANDAIAN ' awak ituh . fikiran saya di hujug jari awak kannnn ? BESHOL ! -_-


p/s : kosong , hati saya sangat kosong . seperti berada di garisan penamattt . _________________________

mid-year result

1A3A-2C1D3G .
subjek yang gagal ? macam biasa addmath , kimia and PHYSICS . so aishah tunggu je la pakcik MASTAR meletop . hmmmp pasrah jela ! nak menagis pun ta berguna dah . kadang-kadang rasa salah masuk kelas pun ada jugak . but what should i do ?? pindah kelas masuk AKAUN ?? like what the F lahhh .
kau dah setengah tahun belajar then kau nak tukar kelas ? kalau awal-awal tahun lagi oke lah . now pun dah rase macam adik-beradik dengan dia orang semua . sure berguguran air mata nieh kalau pindah kelas . tapi kalau setakat nak kumpul G dalam result ? tak-payah-nak-bangga-la-kan masuk kelas science ? <------ -__-
hmm ta tau nak buat ape ? orang cakap masuk kelas scince nih pengorbanan . kau main-main memang masuk lombong lah . tapi korang ta tau jugak ! bapak banyak korang korban pun kalau otak dah macam lembu nak buek camno ? tak dapek den na nolog haihhhh .......


p/s : TYRA BANK letak jawatan . whoahhh ! funny la . nak merajuk-merajuk plak kau . sedar la sikit . buruk orang tua merajuk . MENGELABAH ! hahahaha ^_^

happy ending

finally hampir sebulan sibuk menyiapkan ' SARANG ' kita . akhirnya semua berjalan lancar . sedih pula bila sha nak menaip sekarang nieh . lepas ni kita balik kepada kehidupan asal . sibuk buat homework yang berkati-kati . Lepas tuh dengan segala macam benda lagi . tak da lagi stayback sampai petang ramai-ramai . tak ada lagi aksi main kapal-kapal tepi longkang waktu hujan lebat . tak kan ada lagi rombongan ke pasar malam mempromosikan ' TERATAK MAIMON ' kita . semua dah tak-kan-ada . sobsosbsob :(

tapi sepanjang pembikinan teratak maimon kita nieh . banyak yang sha belajar dari korang . belajar untok kawal perasaan . kawal lah sangat kankankan -_____-

belajar untok tak jual ikan . belajar faham perangai orang . biasalah remaja . tapi yang paling penting erti KERJASAMA . ^__^

doa sha kita stay stick together sampai bila-bila okok ? heeee ;D

di sebalik takbir TERATAK MAIMON ;

*4 julai 2010

*members of teratak maimon ^__^

* saya tak tidur malam kerana dia 6___6

*happy sangat bila dapat tahu kutipan kita org RM1600++ . terpaling tinggi !!!

take-a-break

ouh lame ta menaip buat sha rindukan ruangan sha nieh . tp , terlalu banyak kerja yang belum di laksanakan . sampai sha lupa semua benda yang sha patot buat . kalau la dapat sha luahkan betapa kesalnya sha saat nieh . ouh waktu terus berputar . terus meninggal kan kita yang terkapai-kapai . grrr ? saya mencarut . ok fine . ^____^

P/S : maafkan saya kakak kerana tak jadi yang tebaikkk !!!